After school today Soph said, “Someone had to check our hair!” Of course right away I knew it must’ve been lice check day.
“What were they looking for?” I asked.
“BUGS!” she said.
“Did they go through your hair with sticks that looked like chopsticks?” I asked.
“Ya!” She laughed.
“Maybe they were going to eat your hair like noodles,” I suggested.
…Later on I figured I’d better find out one more thing. “Did anyone in your class have bugs in their hair?”
“No,” she responded.
By the way…
Q: How does a head lice make passage through a canal?