Do you know anyone that puts the same amount of work into bathroom time as this guy? I doubt it. This list rivals any bathroom excursion.
Each session must include:
- iPod, which may contain the musical stylings of Linda Ronstadt, The Wanted, Jay Z, Nickleback, Platinum Blonde, Billy Idol or Micheal Bolton.
- A clear, loud voice for signing along
- A Sudoku book (preferably Crazy or Kamikaze level).
- A pen, for both solving the Sudoku puzzles and to be used in lieu of drumsticks.
- Foot stomping, in time to any catchy tune such as Rush’s new release, Headlong Flight.
- Sessions may not be less than 45 minutes and may extend up to 120 minutes.
- Additional household members must be prepared to endure this
Why do guys take so long in the bathroom? If yours doesn’t, count yourself lucky. Have I mentioned that seeing pictures of people on the can really creeps me out? Yet I put one here anyway. It’s merely for the reader.