The other day Boobs ran out of Irish Spring, so he had to use my Bath & Body Works gel and scrubby loofah glove.
He didn’t understand how I could rake such a scratchy thing over my body and boasted about how much softer his skin is than mine. What just because he only lets a bar of soap touch his skin and just because it has aloe in it? Hmph.
Hello! Have you heard of exfoliation?