So…Father’s Day’s less than a month away. Here are a few things that aren’t ties I think dads would appreciate:
Man-daids Tee All dad needs to do is just point and to the object that gave him whatever injury – and make a frowny face.
Does Dad live far away? Send an E-Card
Everybody, shots! Shots! Shots! Sha-sha-sha-shots! Golf Shot Glass
A bottle of Bacon or Buffalo Wing Soda, one of Lester’s Fixins
For when dad gets that uncomfortable, dry cotton mouth: Underpants Candy
When your mom asks your dad if he got something on the to-do list done, he says “Shit, I gotta get that done.” He needs to consult his Shit I Gotta F-ing Get Done book.
Transform dad’s phone into vintage, nerdy gadget goodness: iPhone Vintage Camera Case
Dad can festoon his keyboard with little monsters: Mac Keyboard Duck Decals
Braaaiiins, or beer? Both: Zombie hand bottle opener
Got money? Got gadgets: Nerd Herder Gadget Wallets